someone infodump to me about your dnd characters so i can infodump about mine im bored and theyre all gay

bogotter:

solardrake:

solardrake:

my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd

EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION

goldenphoenix116:

solardrake:

greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

angelicguy:

35 year old guy i added on steam: Heh, well, I might be on tomorrow. You know how it is, with a kid and all- their schedule is your schedule

12 year old me: Totally get it man

sketchdeath:

ur-bro:

sketchdeath:

stop inventing new types of guys were already so backed up at the guy factory PLEASEEE

^ guy who can’t handle the pressure

gotterhag:

thepaisleyelf:

thepaisleyelf:

everyone having a very normal time over at Queen City Deli

Queen City Deli bringing the heat into 2022 with a new sign

Normal things to say

powerburial:

Kinda funny that even with our modern medicine we can’t cure depression, anxiety, insomnia, etc when the atlanteans could cure it with their energy tetrahedrons 40,000 years ago

lykrynos:

can you fucking man up and play toys outside with me

kragehund-est:

Multiple law enforcement agencies are looking for a man who was considered armed and dangerous after running from police. Any membef of the public who sees him is advised not to approach, but to call 911. 

parakeet:

Ok this is too cute he’s so fucking small